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freak42's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)



Started : 31st December 2005 10:32:30 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 03:06:10 PM
Alco Money! : $ 295

Guests of Honour

charlygl80 is a spirited Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. charlygl80 drank 10 Absinthes, 5 Stouts, 1 Pulque.
thetathx1138 is a fanciful Taoist. thetathx1138 drank 1 Gin, 2 Mint Juleps.
skinnymartini is a vile Fundementalist Christian. skinnymartini decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
freaksgeekings is a cast down Liberal Christian. freaksgeekings drank 1 Bloody Mary.
moxielilith is a chirpy Agnostic and a greasy lager lout. moxielilith drank 8 Brandys, 4 White Wines, 3 Red Wines, 1 Mescal.
lilybrooke is a heinous Fundementalist Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign with the mental age of a 13 year-old. lilybrooke decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
happyspector is a hung-up Agnostic who regularly steals money from charity. happyspector drank 4 Sambuccas, 4 Bloody Marys, 2 White Russians, 1 Gin, 1 Irish Cream.
cuddlypiranha is a wobegone Buddhist. cuddlypiranha drank 9 Vodkas, 7 Absinthes, 1 Stout, 2 White Russians, 1 Whiskey.
martiniwhiskers is a nervous Hindu. martiniwhiskers drank 7 Pernods.
freak42 is a melancholy Atheist. freak42 drank 19 Cognacs.

Sick!

charlygl80, happyspector, cuddlypiranha, martiniwhiskers, freak42 are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.

Fights

As per usual freak42 was the first person to pass out in the party - lilybrooke tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. freak42 is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.

Lovers

And the cat is finally out of the bag! moxielilith and cuddlypiranha have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.

The Drunkest

cuddlypiranha when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!

Random Events

lilybrooke was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.

During a game of Twister happyspector reached out and felt martiniwhiskers's arse.
martiniwhiskers is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.

According to martiniwhiskers you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






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